Deer Crossing signs. I’m sure you’ve seen them. Especially driving through forests and mountainous regions.
But — have you seen any deer crossing the road at one of those signs? I haven’t.
No, if a deer decides to cross a road it does so just around the blind curve about a mile past the Deer Crossing sign. And if it hears your car coming it will stop right in the middle of your lane so you’ll have to slam on your brakes to keep from hitting it. Then, as you sit there dealing with a bad case of nerves and wondering if you need to change your underwear, the deer slowly disappears into the woods.
Ah, nature. There’s nothing like it.